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Rated RKO asked:


Does this seem like a good edition of raw?
RAW begins with a video segment of Randy Orton attacking John Cena’s father Johnny Fabulous. The crowd is perfect, cheer when they should and boo when they should.

RAW opening match is the Intercontinental title match: Jeff Hardy v. Umaga. Umaga is on the top turnbuckle, Jeff hits him and he straddles the rope. Jeff gets the pin off of that and wins the title. See ya Umaga - suspended. - SUSPENDED.

They are showing Triple H and Carlito as upcoming tonight, not sure if its a match or the Cabana. They are also advertising “the McMahon family confrontation.”

Vince tells Coach that his family can’t hurt him because he has a better OFFENSE. Carlito comes in with his hair cut! Vince tells him that his match against Triple H will be a handicap match in which he will tag with Umaga.

William Regal is looking for John Cena and Melina comes up and tells him about “her night with Vince”. Melina turns around and Stephanie is glaring at her. She turns the other way and Linda slaps her across the face. Ron Simmons shows up and gives Melina the DAMN.

Santino and Maria come out to the ring. Santino insults the fans then talks crap to Ron Simmons. The Sandman’s music hits…Santino tells Sandman that he’s jealous because he makes love to Maria and Santdman makes love to his “stick”. Sandman cracks Santino with the kendo stick then beats him all the way up the ramp with it. See ya Santino - suspended.

Maria waits in the ring for her opponent. Beth Phoenix comes down and beats her in a minute with the Fisherman’s suplex. Beth gets a mic and tells Candice that she’s cashing in her title shot am Unforgiven. She then gives Maria another suplex and Candice runs out for the save. After a stare down Beth walks out of the ring and up the ramp.

They show close ups of John Cena’s dad’s bruised face.

Yay, it’s Grisham with the dumb sign crap…

William Regal comes to the ring and says that Randy Orton was told last week to show Vince McMahon that he deserved the title shot and unfortunately for the Cena family, he did just that. They showed a video package of the attack. Regal says that he gave Orton the night off, but he’s here via satellite. He says that what happened was Cena’s fault because he denied him a rematch. Regal announces that he gets the rematch at Unforgiven.

Orton says that he hopes that Cena’s dad never forgives Cena for it. Cena walks out with no music or video and Regal says that he’s just doing his job. Cena attacks Regal and beats him out of the ring and across the announce table. STFU on the floor broken up by the refs running from the back.

Lance Cade and Murdoch come to the ring and sit at the announce table. World’s Greatest Tag Team v. London and Kendrick to determine the title contenders for Unforgiven. Note that Cade and Murdoch don’t have their hats, so maybe some explanation is being made for Cryme Tyme being gone. Sliced Bread #2 and Kendrick gets the 3 count on Haas. Cade and Murdoch get in the ring with London & Kendrick and applaud them and shake their hands. Wow, this looks familiar… PS…See ya Haas - SUSPENDED.

Regal is getting checked by paramedics. Shane McMahon walks by, looks at him and keeps walking.

They aired a really good CM Punk video package. In the segment he says his line “I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs, my high is wrestling.”

They show Umaga and Carlito in the locker room. Carlito says that Triple H was laughing at Umaga for losing the title.

Vince and Coach have financial advisors and they are talking about Vince’s money and how the family can’t touch him. He then asks Coach how Regal is doing. Coach says “pretty beat up” and Vince replies with “well Coach, I guess its time for you to step up again.” Once again, See ya Regal, SUSPENDED.

Vince confirms with his lawyers that his family can’t get at his accounts. He tells Coach that he will take over for Regal as Commissioner. Vince fires a lawyer for suggesting that he settle with the mother of his son, as that is a “defensive strategy”. He tells the other two that he’s out for blood.

Jillian Hall and Daivari come out. Jillian talks crap to Lillian Garcia. She says that she had her wisdom teeth removed, but she and Daivari sing and dance anyway. Cody Rhodes (in black trunks!) and Mickie James interrupt and the match starts. Daivari singing in Farsi was kind of funny in a weird way…Cody pins Daivari after a nice DDT.

Melina comes to the ring in a little black lace dress. Kiss cam segment.

They aired a replay of Carlito’s Cabana segment with Triple H and Vince.

Triple H comes out for the handicap match to biggest pop of the night. Carlito comes out then Umaga. Umaga is disqualified for entering the ring without tagging and double teaming HHH. The beat down continues. Umaga hits a big splash from the top rope. Carlito holds a chair in front of HHH in the corner, but he moves and Umaga rams into it. Triple H beats Carlito with the chair to the outside then gives Umaga multiple chair shots to the head, as he won’t go down. Umaga finally goes to one knee and Triple H gets the sledgehammer and gives Umaga a few shots. Carlito retreats up the ramp and Umaga is rolled away on a stretcher. I can’t help but speculate! AKA, One again see ya Umaga, SUSPENDED.

Off air, they carry Umaga out on a stretcher and change the pad on the mat from all of the blood.

They aired a video package about going back to Iraq this year.

Vince, Coach and the two attorneys come to the ring. Vince says that the family is here for one thing… “the MONEY!” Linda comes to the ring and says that she has plenty of her own money and doesn’t need his. But, she can take him for everything due to the illegitimate son thing. Vince says that he had many lonely nights on the road and his kids would understand.

Enter Stephanie.

Vince shows a video that he made of the life of daddy’s girl. They play a video of Vince beating down Steph instead. Vince is angry. HHH on video says he didn’t play it. Steph says Vince needs help and should step down as Chairman.

Enter MY SON, SHANE!

Shane says there are two Vinces, the good and the bad. He says that Vince needs help, but he has to change himself. Vince says that none of the affairs happened and he lied to build his own ego and only cheated once. With the mother of his son. He kneels to his family and vows to be better.

Kennedy comes to the ring. Ken points out the last name thing and the Green Bay location as where Vince plans to reveal the mystery. He says that he is Vince’s son. Steph says that he’s not Vince’s son. Ken says that Vince’s lunacy inspired him and that unlike his family, he won’t judge Vince. Ken does his Kennedy thing on the mic and adds MCMAHON to it!

Then, a representative for the suing mother comes out and says that Ken is not Vince’s son but he can’t reveal who is until next week. The horrible actor then says that he can give a clue, “Things are looking up”.

Carson

Sick, Masochistic Lion asked:


Vickie, Big Show and La Familia make their way to the ring. She says that she has a special announcement to make. She says that The Big Show wil face the champion immedately following the new WWE Title Match at No Mercy where it will be Jeff Hardy vs. Triple H vs. Vladimir Koslov in a Triple Threat Ladder Match. Triple H’s music hits as she starts cuddling with Show. He stands at the top of the ramp says that he has no problem beating Vladimir and Jeff in a ladder match but he would gladly destroy the Big Show. Vickie tells him to say that to Show’s face. Triple H makes his way to the ring. He gets up on the apron and gets in. La Familia attacks but is fought off very easily. Show and H are the last men in the ring. They stare at each other and Koslov comes out of nowhere and jumps on the apron. This distracts Show just long enough to catch Triple H with a right hand. They begin to double team him and Jeff Hardy slides into the ring. Vladimir tries to clothesline Jeff over the rope but Jeff pulls it down and Koslov goes over. Big Show turns to Hardy. He cathces him with a right as well and starts to stomp. Then the lights go out. They come back on to show Matt Hardy behin the Big Show. Show turns around and gets hit by a Twist of Fate. Jeff is on the top and he hits a Swanton Bomb. Triple H is back up and he hits a pedigree. Show rolls out of the ring and Vickie takes a mic. She says that the main event will be The Hardys & Triple H vs. Chavo Guerrero, Big Show and ladimir Koslov.

Match One
Divas Championship
Michelle McCool vs. Maryse

Match Two
Tag Team Match
Shelton Benjamin & MVP vs. Primo Colon & Carlito

Match Three
Jesse & Festus vs. “The” Brian Kendrick & Ezikel Jackson

Match Four
Mixed Tag Team Match
R-Truth & Maria vs. The Great Khali & Natalya

Match Five
Brie Bella vs. Victoria

Main Event
The Hardys & Triple H vs. Chavo Guerrero, Big Show and Vladimir Koslov.

The show goes off the air with the lights going out and Vickie screaming. When they come back on, Show is lying on the mat, bloody, and The Hardys and Triple H are standing in the ring.

By the way, I know that some matches have already been made for Smackdown, this is just what I think would be cool.

Miguel

MVP’s #1 Fan The Ballin Hart asked:


Week 1

Storm wins a handicap match against Deuce and Domino. As he is celebrateing Kane’s music hits. Storm is watching the entrance waiting for Kane to appear when Kane taps Storm’s shoulder. Storm turns around and Kane chokeslams him onto an already set up table.

Week 2

Next week on Smackdown! Storm calls out Kane for a match, but instead Undertaker’s music hits and both brothers come out with Undertaker holding a mic. Undertaker tells Storm that if you plan to mess with 1 brother, you mess with both. Storm says he can take both of the brothers on and as they head to the ring T. Lo’s music hits and comes out, and announces next week on Smackdown! There will be a tag team match against Kane and Undertaker, and Storm and a partner of his choice.

Week 3

Undertaker and Kane come out to the ring and wait for Storm to come. Storm’s music hits and he comes out and stops half way to the ring, turns around and waits for his partner. mankind’s music hits as he walks out to Storm, they shake hands and get in the ring. After a well fought out match Storm and Mankind lose after Storm gets double chokeslammed and Mankind gets a Last Ride. They announce that at Wrestlemania, it will be Storm vs. Kane in a Hell in a Cell match, with Special Referee: The Undertaker!!

Week 4: Wrestlemania

All 3 wrestlers are in the ring and the match starts. After the first 25 minutes Storm is completely bloody, Kane’s forehead is bleeding and Undertaker’s leg is injured. Storm gets clotheslined out of the ring while Kane and Undertaker go to the other side to get weapons. Kane grabs a chair and Undertaker grabs a sledgehammer. they go over to where Storm was and they see he is gone. As they look for him Storm crawls out of the other side of the ring with a ring bell in hand. He wearily stands up and walks over to kane and hits him with the bell, kane bleeds uncontrolably and appears to be knocked out. undertaker whacks Storm with the hammer. Both men are lieing in agony. Undertaker goes to pick up Storm when Mnkind runs to the ring wearing a ref shirt. He runs in the cage and knocks Undertaker out with a chair. He puts Storm on top of Kane and counts 1, 2 ,3

Emily

mate0301 asked:


WWE Raw kicks off tonight with the usual pyro explosions as Jim Ross welcomes to the Times Union Center in Albany, New York.

- Lilian Garcia is in the ring introducing RAW General Manager William Regal.

Regal introduces Orton’s opponent for Backlash, who he calls the most deserving #1 contender in WWE history, JBL. JBL’s limo pulls up to the ramp and out comes the self proclaimed Wrestling God.

JBL comes to the ring and extends his hand to Randy Orton for a shake. Orton doesn’t return the offer and Regal gets on the mic. Regal begins to talk and the music hits and out comes The Game, Triple H.

Triple H enters the ring and says he’s confused. He asks Regal if he is out of his friggin’ mind? Triple H asks him if this is his main event for Backlash? Triple H says he knows he was busy with Flair’s retirement last week, but he must have missed something. The Game says while Randy Orton won the match at WrestleMania, he didn’t really beat anyone. Triple H says Orton took a cheap shot and got lucky with the win. Then he asks how is a guy, who spent the last two years retired as an announcer on SmackDown, be the #1 contender? Triple H says JBL’s biggest claim to fame since being back is slapping a midget.

Regal says he has a solution and says Triple H has to earn his way into the Backlash main event. Regal announces that Triple H will face JBL and Randy Orton in a Handicap Match tonight and if he wins, the Backlash main event will be a Triple Threat. Orton and JBL argue with Regal at this as his music hits and JBL keeps arguing with him. We cut to commercial.

Umaga vs. Val Venis
Back from commercial and The Samoan Bulldozer Umaga is making his way to the ring as Val Venis makes his way out for this singles match.

Umaga starts the match off in total control of Val. Venis goes to fight back but Umaga comes back and whips him in the corner. Umaga catches Val in the throat and rams him in the turnbuckle post in the corner.

Umaga slams Val back to the mat and grounds him with a neck hold. Val gets to his feet but Umaga keeps punishing him. Umaga locks on another neck hold as Val tries to fight back and hold on. Val gets to his feet and fights back but Umaga drops him with a big backdrop.

Umaga drags Val to the turnbuckle and hits a big running splash on his head. Umaga calls for the Samoan Spike, lifts Val Venis to his feet and hits him hard with the Spike. Umaga gets the 1-2-3 for the win.

Winner: Umaga

- Back from commercial and Melina and Jillian Hall are coming out…

Jillian Hall and Melina vs. Ashley Massaro and Mickie James
Mickie and Ashley are out next for this Divas tag match. Ashley starts the match off quick getting a 2 count on Jillian. Ashley climbs Jillian in the corner and punches her until Melina hits her from behind. Melina gets tagged in and they hit a double team move on Ashley and gets a 2 count until Mickie breaks it up.

Mickie finally gets tagged in and goes to work on Melina then dropkicks Jillian. Mickie turns round but gets hit in the turnbuckle by Melina. Melina takes back control of the match, working up Mickie in the turnbuckle. Mickie puts her knees up and blocks Melina, hits a running neck breaker and a 2 count.

The other two Divas get involved but clear the ring. Mickie hits her finishing move DDT on Melina and gets the pinfall. Ashley and Mickie celebrate in the ring to Mickie’s music.

Winners: Mickie & Ashley

- Back from commercial and we go to a video of highlights of Ric Flair at WrestleMania 24 and on RAW the next night with his farewell address.

Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch vs. Brian Kendrick and Paul London
Back from commercial and Cade & Murdoch are making their way to the ring. Their opponents are out next, doing their usual entrances, running to the ring.

London comes in right off the bat, hits some big moves on Cade and gets a close 2 count. Murdoch trips London, making him fall on his face. Cade regains control and gets a 2 count. Murdoch gets tagged in and they hit a big double team move on London then a 2 count.

Murdoch continues to beat down London, getting another 2 count. Cade gets tagged back in and keeps London from tagging in, pummeling him. Cade tags back in Murdoch who misses a big running elbow in the corner. Kendrick finally gets tagged in and hits Murdoch with a series of kicks and dropkicks. Cade comes in while the ref is disracted and goes to powerbomb Kendrick. Cade botches the powerbomb, drops Kendrick but picks him back up and hits it. Murdoch ends up getting pinned.

Winners: Kendrick and London

- Backstage we see JBL and Randy Orton. The WWE Champ tells JBL to stay out of his way tonight because he will defeat Triple H again. The match is next as we go to commercial.

Handicap Match: Triple H vs. Randy Orton and JBL
Back from commercial and Triple H is coming to the ring where Randy Orton and JBL are waiting.

Randy Orton and Triple H start the match off and Triple H gets him in the corner with a series of right hands then a clothesline. Orton hits Triple H with a knee to the chest and backs him in the corner with right hands. The Game beats down JBL then goes back after Orton.

William Regal is watching this match at ringside. JBL gets tagged in and backs Triple H into the ropes. He backs off, they talk some trash and stare each other down. JBL backs up as the referee comes between them. They lock back up and Triple H applies a side headlock then knocks him down with a shoulderblock. The Game grounds JBL to the mat with a headlock and holds it.

JBL tags in Orton, who comes in and goes to work on Triple H. Orton distracts the ref a couple of times as JBL stomps on Triple H. The ref turns around and catches JBL beating on Triple H and makes him back off. Orton keeps on working on Triple H and gets a 2 count. Orton goes stomping on Triple H’s knees, legs and arms, wearing down The Game.

JBL gets tagged back in and nails Triple H with a series of right hands and a big side slam. JBL hits four straight elbow drops on The Game for a 2 count. JBL tags back in Orton who comes in kicking at The Game’s ribs and backs him in the corner with right hands. Triple H comes out of the corner with right hands and they go back and forth with punches. Orton hits a big powerslam on Triple H for another 2 count and JBL is tagged back in.

JBL goes to work with more kicks and applies a sloppy sleeper hold on The Game, taking him to one knee. Triple H fights back and breaks the hold and hits a big knee to the face on JBL. Triple H with more right hands to JBL but gets hit by a big boot in the corner. JBL goes for the Clothesline from Hell but Orton tags himself in. Triple H counters the RKO, pushes Orton into JBL and hits the Pedigree on Orton for the win! Triple H is going to Backlash.

Winner: Triple H

- After the match, William Regal gets in the ring and officially announces the Triple Threat main event at Backlash for the WWE Title. The music hits and out comes John Cena.

Cena comes out and congratulates Triple H on going to Backlash. Cena makes his way to the ring and says he has a proposition. Cena says since Triple H said he never lost at WrestleMania because Cena got beat by The Pedigree, Cena brings up beating Triple H at Royal Rumble and WrestleMania before. Cena also talks about beating JBL before. Cena says at last year’s Backlash, he defeated Randy Orton.

Cena then makes some lame homosexual jokes towards Randy Orton and proposes to William Regal that we have a Fatal 4-Way at Backlash for the WWE Title. JBL and Orton don’t like the sound of this, especially JBL who is yelling at Regal. Regal says Cena has given him a fantastic idea but says if Cena wants to be in the main event, he has to earn his spot tonight in a Handicap Match. Tonight, Cena will face JBL and Triple H in a match and if he wins, then he goes to Backlash in the Fatal 4-Way main event. Regal’s music hits as the WWE Superstars look at each other after hearing the news and Cena makes his exit to the back.

- Still to come, The Highlight Reel with Batista and Shawn Michaels. We go back to commercial.

Hardcore Holly and Cody Rhodes vs. Carlito and Santino Marella
Back from commercial and the WWE Tag Team Champions are coming out. The odd team of Carlito and Santino come out next to Carlito’s music.

Cody and Carlito start the match and Cody locks Carlito in a side headlock. They go back and forth until Holly gets tagged in and they hit a nice double team hip toss. Carlito and Santino get confused on who’s tagged in and finally Santino comes in. Santino works on Holly in the corner and tags back in Carlito.

Carlito and Santino go back and forth on Holly getting a couple of 2 counts in there. Carlito puts his knee in Holly’s back and grounds him to the mat with a chinlock. Santino gets tagged in and tries to stop Holly from tagging but he gets to Cody Rhodes. Cody comes in and cleans house, knocking Carlito off the apron. A big knee on Santino. Cody runs into Santino’s boot in the corner and gets knocked off the top rope. Santino hits a diving headbutt off the top rope for the pinfall on Cody Rhodes.

Winners: Carlito and Santino Marella

- Back from commercial and we see Cryme Tyme backstage with their WrestleMania Clearance Sale. They’ve got some Soul gel from Rocky Johnson they say, an autographed copy of Maria’s Playboy and a pair of Kim Kardashian’s panties, straight from the Hall of Fame. Shad tells him that Kim wasn’t at the Hall of Fame and that was Mae Young’s dressing room he went into. Cryme Tyme does their “Money Money” gimmick and we go back to JR and The King at ringside who lead us into a Great Khali-Big Show video.

- Backstage we see Triple H backstage getting ready when JBL walks in. JBL makes this speech when Triple H pulls out his ear plugs; he was listening to music. JBL walks off asking why doesn’t anyone listen to him. Triple H says “pretty much because you’re an ass” and we go back to commercial.

Maria vs. WWE Women’s Champion Beth Phoenix
Back from commercial and Maria makes her way out to the ring. The Glamazon comes out next for this non-title match. Maria charges Beth to start the match and they lock up and trade slaps then Maria hits her with a forearm and a kick. Beth overpowers Maria and slams her on her back, kicking and stomping on her.

Beth hits a big dropkick on Maria, sending her outside to regain her composure. Back in the ring and Beth hits an odd submission to slam move on Maria. Maria rolls Beth up for a close 2 count and fights back with knees to the gut and kicks. Maria takes her down with a head scissors and a cross body off the top rope. Beth rolls over Maria’s crossbody and picks her up in the air. Maria counters with a DDT and gets a 2 count.

Beth Phoenix drops Maria’s neck over the ropes then hits her Fisherman’s suplex for the pinfall and the win.

Winner: Beth Phoenix

- We see Shawn Michaels and Batista making their way to the ring for The Highlight Reel with Chris Jericho as we go back to commercial.

The Highlight Reel with Chris Jericho, Shawn Michaels and Batista
Back from commercial and the WWE Intercontinental Champion Chris Jericho makes his way to the ring where the set for The Highlight Reel is up.

Jericho says tonight, the whole thing could go up in flames and calls out his first guest, Batista. The Animal comes out, with no pyro and makes his way to the ring. Jericho calls out his next guest, Shawn Michaels and calls him the man who ended Ric Flair’s career. HBK comes out next to a nice pop and just a few boo’s.

Jericho flashes a graphic on the screen of WWE fans response to the question earlier. The majority voted Yes that HBK made the wrong decision at WrestleMania by ending Flair’s career. HBK says it was Ric Flair who asked him to do the match at WrestleMania. Jericho shows the match on the screen and where HBK went through the table with the moonsault.

Jericho talks about when HBK said “I’m sorry, I love you” before he superkicked Ric Flair. HBK says he’s sorry and Batista interrupts and says the hell he is sorry. Batista says he is only sorry that people are giving him crap. Jericho laughs and smiles as Batista talks down to Shawn Michaels. HBK asks Batista where was his friendship for Flair on WrestleMania when he could have talked Flair out of the match. HBK says Flair didn’t want Batista in that ring with him because he knew he couldn’t handle it. HBK says WrestleMania was the hardest night of his career. Batista said he trusted Shawn Michaels. They exchange some words and stare each other down. Batista drops his mic, they exchange another stare as we go to commercial and Batista leaves the ring. We see John Cena coming to the ring.

- Backstage and we see William Regal backstage on the phone. Randy Orton walks up and says he was on the phone with Vickie Guerrero and Shawn Michaels vs. Batista is on for Backlash. Orton says he deserves to be treated with respect. Regal says he will teach everyone about respect as RAW comes from London, England next week and Orton’s opponent will be him, William Regal.

Handicap Match: John Cena vs. Triple H and JBL
JBL and Cena start the match off with Cena getting distracted by Randy Orton walking to ringside. JBL clubs Cena from behind and goes to work on the former WWE Champion.

JBL gets a 2 count on Cena and goes to tag Triple H but it doesn’t happen. Cena tries to come back but JBL knocks him back to the mat. JBL continues to kick and stomp on Cena, controlling the match. Triple H keeps extending his hand to tag but JBL won’t do it.

Another 2 count by JBL. Cena gets knocked to the outside and JBL follows as Orton cheers him on. Back in the ring now and JBL grounds Cena on the mat with a chinlock and holds it. Cena fights back and Triple H refuses the tag to JBL. Orton taunts Cena until Cena hits the 5 Knuckle Shuffle on JBL. JBL tries to tag again but The Game won’t do it. JBL rolls out of a FU and Triple H dodges JBL again. JBL ducks the FU again but hits Cena with a big boot, laying him out.

Triple H and JBL exchange words and start brawling in the ring. They go to the floor where Orton gets laid out by JBL. Back in the ring, Orton lays out JBL with a RKO and leaves the ring. Cena pins JBL for the win and the chance to fight at Backlash.
WWE Raw kicks off tonight with the usual pyro explosions as Jim Ross welcomes to the Times Union Center in Albany, New York.

- Lilian Garcia is in the ring introducing RAW General Manager William Regal.

Regal introduces Orton’s opponent for Backlash, who he calls the most deserving #1 contender in WWE history, JBL. JBL’s limo pulls up to the ramp and out comes the self proclaimed Wrestling God.

JBL comes to the ring and extends his hand to Randy Orton for a shake. Orton doesn’t return the offer and Regal gets on the mic. Regal begins to talk and the music hits and out comes The Game, Triple H.

Triple H enters the ring and says he’s confused. He asks Regal if he is out of his friggin’ mind? Triple H asks him if this is his main event for Backlash? Triple H says he knows he was busy with Flair’s retirement last week, but he must have missed something. The Game says while Randy Orton won the match at WrestleMania, he didn’t really beat anyone. Triple H says Orton took a ch

Chloe

ROONEY LOVER asked:


Raw starts off with Mr Mcmahon speaking from his hospital bed. He says in his honour todays Raw will consist of a 2 Way Draft but all the picks will come in action from tommorow.

Match 1 - M James vs M Mccool
Mickie James wins. Draft for Raw: MVP

Match 2 - Y2J/HBK vs Kendrick/Kennedy
HBK Superkicks Y2J and Kendrick and Kennedy both hit top rope jumps and take the win. Draft for Smackdown: ORTON

Match 3 - Edge vs Orton
Edge gets ready for a spear but undertakers music hits and when the lights come back on edge is out cold. Orton pins him and picks up the win. Draft for Raw: VLADIMIR KOZLOV

Match 4 : Di Biase/Rhodes vs Hawkins/Ryder
Just as Hawkins looks certain for the pin, Rhodes distracts the ref and Di Biase takes a chair and hits it on Hawkins and throws it into Ryder’s hand. The ref sees him and disqualifies him. Draft for Raw: CARLITO

Match 5: Mysterio vs J Hardy
Mysterio dodges a Swanton Bomb and gives a 619 for the win. Draft for Raw:Z Ryder
Match 6: MVP vs JBL
JBL hits the clothesine from hell and picks up the win. Draft for Raw: BIG SHOW

Match 7: Umaga/Kozlov vs Kane/Snitsky
The ring is clear as Kozlov and Snitsky hit a double clothesline. Kane tags himself in and whilst Umaga is hitting Snitsky, Kane hits a Chokeslam and picks up the victory. Draft for Raw: MARYSE

Match 8: Triple H vs CM Punk
Triple H lands safely avoiding a GTS and pedigrees Punk for the win. Draft for Smackdown: TED DI BIASE

Match 9: John Cena/Batista vs Undertaker/Big Show
Undertaker tombstones Batista and is about to win when Cena breaks it up. Undertaker tosses Cena out but the distraction is enough recovery time for the Animal whi gives him a Spinebuster. Both are down as they do a double tag and Cena FU’s the Show for a win. Draft for Raw: UNDERTAKER
Match 10: 30 Man Royal Rumble
Only 11 men are left standing. Cena and Kane combine their efforts to lift the Big Show out. Its now left to 5 on 5. Edge tries to spear HBK who moves out the way resulting in Edge landing on the floor. Umaga tosses Kane out but he hasn’t had enough and pulls Umaga out and starts a brawl. Mysterio tries to hit a 619 on Taker who catches his legs and throws him out. Jeff clotheslines HBK over the rope but he too goes down with him. Batista is caught in the air from the ropes by HHH and is tossed out. HHH tries to clothesline Cena but catches Undertaker instead who throws him out. Cena has Taker up as he tries to throw him over the top rope but Taker gets down and gives Cena a boot eliminating him. Drafts for Smackdown: CANDICE, KANE, KINGSTON, JBL, CM PUNK.

Just as Punk comes out Cena follows him saying he wants a title match due to which the match is made and John Cena wins thanks to his 3rd FU in 2 hrs. NEW CHAMP!
TELL ME AND MARK INTERESTING IF GOOD

WILLIAM

Nizwaz553 asked:


** NOTE, for this to happen, Orton would have to win the title at SummerSlam and not the next night on RAW.

RAW starts off and Cena’s music hits.
The fans go wild thinking thier hero and ex-champ is coming.
Out comes Randy orton, pretending to be John Cena.
Then Orton makes fun of Cena, praises himself, and makes Cena look like an idiot.
And to top it all off, ” The Champ is NOT here.”

I know it’s been done a lot of times. (Kurt Angle pretending to be cena, Big Show pretending to be DDP)

Caden

Heart Break Boy asked:


Thanks to Amanda Sharp and Steven Gerweck for the following:

- It’s not a sell out, but a large crowd tonight.

- Lilian Garcia came out.

Heat:

- Val Venis defeated Jay Bradley.

- Super Crazy defeated Shawn Spears.

- Hacksaw Jim Duggan defeated Chad ?

- Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch defeated The Highlanders.

RAW :

RAW begins with a video segment of Randy Orton attacking John Cena’s father Johnny Fabulous. The crowd is perfect, cheer when they should and boo when they should.

RAW opening match is the Intercontinental title match: Jeff Hardy v. Umaga. Umaga is on the top turnbuckle, Jeff hits him and he straddles the rope. Jeff gets the pin off of that and wins the title. See ya Umaga - suspended. - SUSPENDED.

They are showing Triple H and Carlito as upcoming tonight, not sure if its a match or the Cabana. They are also advertising “the McMahon family confrontation.”

Vince tells Coach that his family can’t hurt him because he has a better OFFENSE. Carlito comes in with his hair cut! Vince tells him that his match against Triple H will be a handicap match in which he will tag with Umaga.

William Regal is looking for John Cena and Melina comes up and tells him about “her night with Vince”. Melina turns around and Stephanie is glaring at her. She turns the other way and Linda slaps her across the face. Ron Simmons shows up and gives Melina the DAMN.

Santino and Maria come out to the ring. Santino insults the fans then talks crap to Ron Simmons. The Sandman’s music hits…Santino tells Sandman that he’s jealous because he makes love to Maria and Santdman makes love to his “stick”. Sandman cracks Santino with the kendo stick then beats him all the way up the ramp with it. See ya Santino - suspended.

Maria waits in the ring for her opponent. Beth Phoenix comes down and beats her in a minute with the Fisherman’s suplex. Beth gets a mic and tells Candice that she’s cashing in her title shot am Unforgiven. She then gives Maria another suplex and Candice runs out for the save. After a stare down Beth walks out of the ring and up the ramp.

They show close ups of John Cena’s dad’s bruised face.

Yay, it’s Grisham with the dumb sign crap…

William Regal comes to the ring and says that Randy Orton was told last week to show Vince McMahon that he deserved the title shot and unfortunately for the Cena family, he did just that. They showed a video package of the attack. Regal says that he gave Orton the night off, but he’s here via satellite. He says that what happened was Cena’s fault because he denied him a rematch. Regal announces that he gets the rematch at Unforgiven.

Orton says that he hopes that Cena’s dad never forgives Cena for it. Cena walks out with no music or video and Regal says that he’s just doing his job. Cena attacks Regal and beats him out of the ring and across the announce table. STFU on the floor broken up by the refs running from the back.

Lance Cade and Murdoch come to the ring and sit at the announce table. World’s Greatest Tag Team v. London and Kendrick to determine the title contenders for Unforgiven. Note that Cade and Murdoch don’t have their hats, so maybe some explanation is being made for Cryme Tyme being gone. Sliced Bread #2 and Kendrick gets the 3 count on Haas. Cade and Murdoch get in the ring with London & Kendrick and applaud them and shake their hands. Wow, this looks familiar… PS…See ya Haas - SUSPENDED.

Regal is getting checked by paramedics. Shane McMahon walks by, looks at him and keeps walking.

They aired a really good CM Punk video package. In the segment he says his line “I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs, my high is wrestling.”

They show Umaga and Carlito in the locker room. Carlito says that Triple H was laughing at Umaga for losing the title.

Vince and Coach have financial advisors and they are talking about Vince’s money and how the family can’t touch him. He then asks Coach how Regal is doing. Coach says “pretty beat up” and Vince replies with “well Coach, I guess its time for you to step up again.” Once again, See ya Regal, SUSPENDED.

Vince confirms with his lawyers that his family can’t get at his accounts. He tells Coach that he will take over for Regal as Commissioner. Vince fires a lawyer for suggesting that he settle with the mother of his son, as that is a “defensive strategy”. He tells the other two that he’s out for blood.

Jillian Hall and Daivari come out. Jillian talks crap to Lillian Garcia. She says that she had her wisdom teeth removed, but she and Daivari sing and dance anyway. Cody Rhodes (in black trunks!) and Mickie James interrupt and the match starts. Daivari singing in Farsi was kind of funny in a weird way…Cody pins Daivari after a nice DDT.

Melina comes to the ring in a little black lace dress. Kiss cam segment.

They aired a replay of Carlito’s Cabana segment with Triple H and Vince.

Triple H comes out for the handicap match to biggest pop of the night. Carlito comes out then Umaga. Umaga is disqualified for entering the ring without tagging and double teaming HHH. The beat down continues. Umaga hits a big splash from the top rope. Carlito holds a chair in front of HHH in the corner, but he moves and Umaga rams into it. Triple H beats Carlito with the chair to the outside then gives Umaga multiple chair shots to the head, as he won’t go down. Umaga finally goes to one knee and Triple H gets the sledgehammer and gives Umaga a few shots. Carlito retreats up the ramp and Umaga is rolled away on a stretcher. I can’t help but speculate! AKA, One again see ya Umaga, SUSPENDED.

Off air, they carry Umaga out on a stretcher and change the pad on the mat from all of the blood.

They aired a video package about going back to Iraq this year.

Vince, Coach and the two attorneys come to the ring. Vince says that the family is here for one thing… “the MONEY!” Linda comes to the ring and says that she has plenty of her own money and doesn’t need his. But, she can take him for everything due to the illegitimate son thing. Vince says that he had many lonely nights on the road and his kids would understand.

Enter Stephanie.

Vince shows a video that he made of the life of daddy’s girl. They play a video of Vince beating down Steph instead. Vince is angry. HHH on video says he didn’t play it. Steph says Vince needs help and should step down as Chairman.

Enter MY SON, SHANE!

Shane says there are two Vinces, the good and the bad. He says that Vince needs help, but he has to change himself. Vince says that none of the affairs happened and he lied to build his own ego and only cheated once. With the mother of his son. He kneels to his family and vows to be better.

Kennedy comes to the ring. Ken points out the last name thing and the Green Bay location as where Vince plans to reveal the mystery. He says that he is Vince’s son. Steph says that he’s not Vince’s son. Ken says that Vince’s lunacy inspired him and that unlike his family, he won’t judge Vince. Ken does his Kennedy thing on the mic and adds MCMAHON to it!

Then, a representative for the suing mother comes out and says that Ken is not Vince’s son but he can’t reveal who is until next week. The horrible actor then says that he can give a clue, “Things are looking up”.

RAW ends and Vince makes Ken a match for lying to him. It will be against John Cena. So Kennedy is not suspended? Something is VERY VERY fishy.

Lauren

logielogielogie asked:


Ok… do you think that this could happen?
Y2J comes down to the ring ‘not knowing’ who he is about to face. Then HBK’s music hits and he comes out to the top of the entrance ramp but he’s not wearing ring gear. He has a mic and introduces Raw’s newest superstar… ‘Rey Mysterio’ (or any other face)
Rey or face would win and then Y2J would carry on rivalry with HBK?

Justin

Adrenaline RKO asked:


the Undertaker will dominate the entire match and just as hes about to tombstone Edge on top of the steel steps Kane’s music hits and he comes out in his mask and totally destroys Undertaker and then Edge gets the pin.
This would set up an Undertaker-Kane feud for the rest of 2008!!!!!

Hunter

Joel C. asked:


If yes then explain how. My friend and I are trying to figure out which finisher hurts more: the Sweet Chin Music or the Batista Bomb.

Abigail